Episode II: The Tedpire Strikes Back

Episode II:   The Tedpire Strikes Back
What language is capable of is yet to be understood, yet, to be understood is to be capable of what language is. The barrier in the way of communicating understanding through language is the ego. The barrier in the way of discerning objective truth is ideology. By adhering to an open, strictly nonviolent, willpower-enforced, just ...

Image Problems: Series II

Image Problems: Series II
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Best American Hoaxery: How the Yi-Fen Chou Race Scandal Smokescreens the Deeper Malfeasance of Sherman Alexie and His Corporate-Backed Clan of Poetry Illuminati, or How Ted Hash-Berryman Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Getting Published Under the Pen Name “John Ashbery” 1

Best American Hoaxery: How the Yi-Fen Chou Race Scandal Smokescreens the Deeper Malfeasance of Sherman Alexie and His Corporate-Backed Clan of Poetry Illuminati,           or How Ted Hash-Berryman Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Getting Published Under the Pen Name “John Ashbery”
There’s a disturbing scandal gripping the world of poetry, and no, it’s not the one you think. First of all, is it really a surprise to anyone that Best American Poetry was caught with its hand in the “racists-only” cookie jar? You know, the one that your mom keeps way up on the highest shelf ...

Episode I: The Return Of The Tedi

Episode I: The Return Of The Tedi
My friends, it’s no secret; we like to have fun around here. We gambol along the halls of the internet, tossing open doors we pass, trusting that one of them will lead to the truth. Well, as many of you know, one of the hallmarks of the Ted Hash-Berryman family is that we like to ...

The Second Annual Ted Hash-Berryman Award For Poetry 2

The Second Annual     Ted Hash-Berryman Award For Poetry
I am pleased to announce your nominees for the 2015 Ted Hash-Berryman Award For Poetry. Next week, a shortlist of five finalists, chosen by this year’s judge (Ted Hash-Berryman), will be announced. Ladies and gentlemen, without further ado, here are your nominees: [Update]: After several arduous weeks of deliberation, your votes have determined a shortlist ...