Best American Hoaxery: How the Yi-Fen Chou Race Scandal Smokescreens the Deeper Malfeasance of Sherman Alexie and His Corporate-Backed Clan of Poetry Illuminati, or How Ted Hash-Berryman Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Getting Published Under the Pen Name “John Ashbery” 1

Best American Hoaxery: How the Yi-Fen Chou Race Scandal Smokescreens the Deeper Malfeasance of Sherman Alexie and His Corporate-Backed Clan of Poetry Illuminati,           or How Ted Hash-Berryman Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Getting Published Under the Pen Name “John Ashbery”
There’s a disturbing scandal gripping the world of poetry, and no, it’s not the one you think. First of all, is it really a surprise to anyone that Best American Poetry was caught with its hand in the “racists-only” cookie jar? You know, the one that your mom keeps way up on the highest shelf ...

Episode I: The Return Of The Tedi

Episode I: The Return Of The Tedi
My friends, it’s no secret; we like to have fun around here. We gambol along the halls of the internet, tossing open doors we pass, trusting that one of them will lead to the truth. Well, as many of you know, one of the hallmarks of the Ted Hash-Berryman family is that we like to ...

Propositions Of War

Propositions Of War
The strength of those who attack can be measured in a way by the opposition they require: every growth is indicated by a search for a mighty opponent–or problem; for a warlike poet challenges problems, too, to single combat. Equality before the enemy: the first presupposition of an honest duel. Where one feels contempt, one ...

Obsequium Religiosum

Obsequium Religiosum
Submission: To yield oneself unconditionally to the power or authority of another. By the authority vested in us as editors, we decree that you obey the guidelines below. Failure to comply with these commandments will result in your outright rejection. SUBMISSION GUIDELINES 1. We are not accepting submissions at this time. 2. If you do ...